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#489 – Sir Endipidy
posted by THE END BOSS on December 16, 2011
Do you even know how many pennies this guy finds on the ground each day? Let’s just say that his mansion didn’t pay for itself. “Ser Endipidy lands a critical hit!… and another!… and another!… and another!” #488 – Stool Pigeon
posted by THE END BOSS on December 15, 2011
He’d fly off of it, but he’s terrified to move due to all the hits put out on him currently. “The Stool Pigeon wobbles… and offers to tell you the next boss’s weak point… for a price.” #487 – Anachronist Ick
posted by THE END BOSS on December 14, 2011
Back in his day they had four colors per sprite and they liked it!! He sees no reason to change. “The Anachronist Ick uses its most powerful attack!! Unfortunately, its damage cap is stuck at 255…” #486 – Sc’owl
posted by THE END BOSS on December 13, 2011
Stop making noise! It’s 11:00 AM and nocturnals are trying to sleep! “The Sc’owl angrily spits pellets at you. You try to ignore what they are made of.” #485 – Cloud Storage
posted by THE END BOSS on December 12, 2011
Moving between climate zones is always such a pain. “The Cloud Storage drops its box! It contains.. cloud dishes.” #484 – Beach Bawl
posted by THE END BOSS on December 9, 2011
Not pictured: its destroyed sandcastle. “The Beach Bawl stops crying momentarily… but just starts right back up again.” #483 – Memory Leek
posted by THE END BOSS on December 8, 2011
Not named for its best attribute. “The Memory Leek.. can’t remember why it’s here. The Memory Leek left the battle.” #482 – Nomad Ick
posted by THE END BOSS on December 7, 2011
He changes locations every night. Each morning he’s moved about 2 inches. “The Nomad Ick loses control of its cart, and it rolls over the party! You sustain crushing damage.” #481 – Roamin’ Candle
posted by THE END BOSS on December 6, 2011
Staying in one candelabra just isn’t for him. “The Roamin’ Candle brushes past you and ignites your wallet! You lose money at a distressing rate.” #480 – Imprison
posted by THE END BOSS on December 5, 2011
We’re coming up to a full year of time out for being a pest. “The Imprison rattles a mug against the bars of its cell! You are too aggravated to focus! Your accuracy drops.” |
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