#407 – Iron Ick
posted by THE END BOSS on August 17, 2011
What’s worse than a smelly pile of filth? A smelly pile of filth that thinks it’s being clever and hip.
“The Iron Ick plays some of its favorite music! You fall asleep.”
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#406 – Octogenerian
posted by THE END BOSS on August 16, 2011
He’s been living in this jar since World War II and no one’s gonna make him move out! “The Octogenerian calls you ‘Billy’. Your name is not Billy.” #405 – Velcrow
posted by THE END BOSS on August 15, 2011
Not sure why this guy is so smug about never learning to tie his own shoes. “The Velcrow attempts to garrote you… but doesn’t have any string!” #B3 – Alarmist
posted by THE CULLER WHEEL on August 12, 2011
GUV, I DON’T WANT TO ALARM YOU, BUT THIS BLOKE IS A BLEEDIN’ IDIOT. DON’T LISTEN TO A WORD ‘E SAYS. “The Alarmist yelps that you’re on fire! You do not sustain damage. You are not burned.” #B2 – Floss Viper
posted by THE CULLER WHEEL on August 11, 2011
THIS GUY, GUV…. I TELL YA, AS IF IT WASN’T ‘ARD ENOUGH TO GET THE LITTLE KIDDIES TO FLOSS AS IT IS. “The Floss Viper strikes with minty fresh venom! You are poisoned.” #B1 – Starry Knight
posted by THE CULLER WHEEL on August 10, 2011
THIS ‘ONORABLE BLOKE IS SURE TO GET YOU OUT OF ANY SCRAP Y’MIGHT BE IN OVER YOUR ‘EAD IN… ONLY TROUBLE IS, GUV, ‘E ONLY COMES OUT AT NIGHT!! “The Starry Knight is acquiring mass! Black Hole slash in 5 … 4 … 3 …” #B0 – High Strung
posted by THE CULLER WHEEL on August 9, 2011
OI, GUV. THIS FELLA IS A PAIN IN THE ERASER, IF Y’KNOW WOT I’M DRIVIN’ AT. ALWAYS WITH THE WORRYIN’, IT’S ‘ORRIBLE! “The High Strung plays a song of tension, and raises its attacking power! Now it’s building up the nerve to actually attack…” #AF – Sgt. Pepper
posted by THE CULLER WHEEL on August 8, 2011
‘ELLO AGAIN, GUV. IT’S JUS’ ME, THE CULLER WHEEL, ‘ERE TO SHOW YOU MORE O’ THEM RECOLORIN’S OF PREVIOUS MONSTERS. A ARR PEE GEE TRADITION, AS OLD AS ‘IT POINTS, IT IS! SO WIVOUT FURTHER ADO, LET’S BEGIN RIGHT-LIKE, EH? THIS BLOKE IS ALWAYS LOOKIN’ FOR AN AUDIENCE TO ‘EAR ‘IS INSPIRING WAR PLANS, UNFORTUNATELY, GUV, JUS’ BEIN’ AROUND HIM KICKS OFF THE WORST SNEEZES YOU’VE EVER ‘AD! “Sgt. Pepper readies a sneeze grenade! 3… 2… 1…” #404 – Sir Cle
posted by THE END BOSS on August 5, 2011
Looks more like an egg to me. Or an.. ovoid. I guess that’s the same thing. “Sir Cle wobbles… … … but doesn’t fall down!” #403 – Pansy
posted by THE END BOSS on August 4, 2011
Just… just don’t use his name. “The Pansy straight up pummels you until you can’t stand up.” |
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