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#372 – Antiscept Ick
posted by THE END BOSS on June 30, 2011
If this is the only thing in your medicine cabinet, my only advice to you is don’t get any cuts, ever. “The Antiscept Ick released a bandaid ball! You’re stuck tight to the floor and can’t move!” #371 – Deadpan
posted by THE END BOSS on June 29, 2011
This dead thing has more life in it than most people I know. “The Deadpan summoned the Eldritch Chicken! Scrambled Eggs of the Damned in 3 turns…” #370 – Quiver
posted by THE END BOSS on June 28, 2011
His biggest fear is running out of arrows. He has a recurring nightmare wherein he is locked, alone, in a supply closet at an abandoned summer camp. “The Quiver tried to run, tripped, and showered you with arrows!” #369 – Fissureman
posted by THE END BOSS on June 27, 2011
He doesn’t really care if you fall for it, per se, so long as you falling is involved. “The Fissureman baited his hook with a hamburger! Your stomach began to growl…” #368 – Franks & Beams
posted by THE END BOSS on June 24, 2011
Hey, it could be worse. They could be the Burgertites from Cholesteron 5, those guys don’t mess around. “The Franks & Beams toss a Ketchup Gas grenade at you! The effects are too horrifying to discuss.” #367 – Custom Eyes
posted by THE END BOSS on June 23, 2011
If you think he’s just a creepy weirdo who steals eyeballs to put into his own sockets… you’d be right. They grant him no extra abilities whatsoever. Wear goggles. “The Custom Eyes eyes you aggressively! You are being pelted with eyeballs.” #366 – IV League
posted by THE END BOSS on June 22, 2011
This gang of hoodlums is out to poke your arm and maybe inject you with some… what is that, fruit juice? “The IV League coordinates a pokey attack! You are badly poisoned.” #365 – Talking Point
posted by THE END BOSS on June 21, 2011
These can actually be knocked out and wielded as weapons, but they’ll lower your attack stat unless you’re set to the Pundit class. “The Talking Point made a strong assertion! You sustain massive brain damage.” #364 – Souperior
posted by THE END BOSS on June 20, 2011
Look at this guy. A few extra veggies and lower sodium content and it all goes right to his head. “The Souperior berates you for your bad eating habits! Your confidence drops.” #367 – Irrigator
posted by THE END BOSS on June 17, 2011
Oh yeah. He’s ready for summer. “The Irrigator is just getting started after a long dry spell! It douses you with mildewy-smelling water.” |
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