#354 – CombusTable
posted by THE END BOSS on May 31, 2011
What would you even put on this.
“The CombusTable wants to play 52-card pickup! You’ve had enough of these fire guys, so you bust out the hose…”
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#353 – Larva Lamp
posted by THE END BOSS on May 30, 2011
It’s not that he’s afraid of the dark. He just can’t reach up and turn it off. “The Larva Lamp wobbles pathetically! You fail to be moved by its plight.” #352 – Subwoofer
posted by THE END BOSS on May 27, 2011
Wet dog smell. All the time. “The Subwoofer launches a stick torpedo!… and immediately chases after it. The Subwoofer fled. Sort of.” #351 – Golf Pencil
posted by THE END BOSS on May 26, 2011
This wasn’t in the job description! “The Golf Pencil pokes you with its sharp end! Good thing graphite poisoning doesn’t exist.” #350 – Pan Ick
posted by THE END BOSS on May 25, 2011
Why would you even take this out of the tupperware in the first place, much less put it on the stove? “The Pan Ick is sweating profusely! It’s also catching fire profusely. You get some on you, and YOU start to catch fire.”
#349 – LitiGator
posted by THE END BOSS on May 24, 2011
He’ll vehemently defend his client, and collect exorbitant fees. “The Litigator shows you the photo of his client! You break out into a cold sweat…” #348 – Bovine
posted by THE END BOSS on May 23, 2011
So… is this vegan? “The Bovine brings up some cud! It’s…. water and sunlight?” #347 – Sir Cuss
posted by THE END BOSS on May 20, 2011
Sir Cuss traumatizes children while being a terrible influence on them. He’s a true multitasker! “Sir Cuss played the crass calliope! You become berserk.” #346 – Corn on the Macabre
posted by THE END BOSS on May 19, 2011
These will haunt you all winter if you take more than you can eat at a summer barbeque. “The Corn on the Macabre casts a spell of 1,000 pops! It sounds complicated, but you’re merely splashed with hot oil.” #345 – Shopping Cartwheel
posted by THE END BOSS on May 18, 2011
Whatever you do, DON’T take it up on its offer to carry your groceries to your car. “The Shopping Cartwheel tries a somersault! You’re assaulted by summer squash.” |
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