#337 – Sir Vive
posted by THE END BOSS on April 29, 2011

Get ready to be in this one for the long haul. You’ll find out why.
“Sir Vive used a healing spell! Sir Vive used a barrier spell! Sir Vive used a regeneration spell! Sir Vive used an evasion spell! Sir Vive used a Super Healing Spell! Sir Vive used another evasion spell! You throw the controller at the TV.”
#336 – Airborn
posted by THE END BOSS on April 28, 2011

If this was dropped off on my doorstep I’d have it sent back.
“The Airborn drops a … payload. You… you can’t deal with this right now.”
#335 – Eel Literate
posted by THE END BOSS on April 27, 2011

He appreciates the classics… that doesn’t necessarily mean he comprehends them.
“Eel Literate tried to use you as a bookmark! Your finger is flattened!”
#334 – Commemorative Plaque
posted by THE END BOSS on April 26, 2011

Congratulations on forgetting to go to the dentist for several years!
“The Commemorative Plaque does a mind swap! You are paralyzed by the immense pain it feels at all times.”
333 – Lucky Roll
posted by THE END BOSS on April 25, 2011

Good luck hitting this guy. Must be all the rice wine vinegar.
“The Lucky Roll selected a plate at random! … Gold Plate! You are forced to pay an extravagant amount of money.”
#332 – Naughty Pine
posted by THE END BOSS on April 22, 2011

No, I don’t want to see your “branch”.
“The Naughty Pine uses ‘Flasher Fire’! You are blinded, but it is ignited.”
#331 – Abaloney
posted by THE END BOSS on April 21, 2011

Abaloney has a first name… it’s Ted.
“The Abaloney takes a bite out of its sandwich and gains back some HP!”
SAKURA-CON 2011
posted by THE END BOSS on April 20, 2011
Oh man I have never made an actual blog post here before this is so weird.
It’d be nice if I could get it together enough to post this sooner, but at least this isn’t like Stumptown where I forgot to post about it entirely!
Feathered Robot Productions will be at Sakura-Con 2011 in Seattle this coming weekend, from April 22-24. That means that Emily and I will have a table in the Small Press Area, and we’ll be selling comics and other cool stuff!
Stop by the Feathered Robot booth and you can pick up YOU ENCOUNTER A COLORING BOOK which is exactly what it sounds like, or an assortment of MONSTER BUTTONS. Yes, now you too can finally live your life-long dream of having to explain what the hell a “Catter Wall” is to random passers by who happen to see the shoulder strap of your bag.
There is also a lot of great stuff from Emily, like her beautiful origami roses (MOTHER’S DAY IS ON MAY 8TH) and her comics, and a couple of original stories she and I worked on together.
So if you are in the area this weekend, stop by and say hello!
#330 – Carcinogen Ick
posted by THE END BOSS on

Banned from restaraunts, not only for the obvious reason, but also because he’s a loudmouthed jerk.
“The Carcinogen Ick spewed toxic smoke and vitriol! You are poisoned and insulted.”
#329 – Mourning Coffee
posted by THE END BOSS on April 19, 2011

Scone, why did you have to be taken?! You were so young!
“The Mourning Coffee cries on your shoulder. Your shoulder is burned.”
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