#195 – Assaultin’ Battery
posted by THE END BOSS on September 30, 2010

A power cell who, if convicted, will end up in a cell.
“The Assaultin’ Battery is charging! It overcharged! It rushes you.. and brushes you with that flaky acid! The party sustains chemical burns!”
#194 – Yammer
posted by THE END BOSS on September 29, 2010

Yammer is basically harmless; he just talks a lot. He’s quite a candid yam.
“Yammer tells you about his nutritional value! You fall asleep…”
#193 – Blimple
posted by THE END BOSS on September 28, 2010

Popping is OUT OF THE QUESTION!!
“Blimple tried to cover its face… and crashed into the ground! The shockwave knocks you over!”
#192 – Swatch of Destruction
posted by THE END BOSS on September 27, 2010

He’d like to do more damage but you’d have to be stupid enough to buy a gallon for that.
“The Swatch of Destruction is painting the town red! You don’t want to know what his paint is made out of.”
#191 – Sucker Punch
posted by THE END BOSS on September 24, 2010

Banned from the dentist’s office for ruining all the hard work afterwards.
“The Sucker Punch hits you with a cavity uppercut!”
#189 – Gene Jacket
posted by THE END BOSS on September 23, 2010

I grew out of this mutation in middle school, myself.
“The Gene Jacket is looking pretty good. It mutates more charisma! It’s too bad that stat has no battle effect.”
#189 – Catter Lytic Converter
posted by THE END BOSS on September 22, 2010

In high demand for its content of precious metals, but as a result, very wary of being stolen in the night.
“The Catter Lytic Converter cured everyone’s poison status!”
#188 – CastiGator
posted by THE END BOSS on September 21, 2010

Most of its spells are heat based so it can stay active.
“CastiGator is planning its next spell! … or.. maybe it’s sunbathing. Honestly, it’s hard to tell. It might  not even be awake.”
#187 – Turkey Club
posted by THE END BOSS on September 20, 2010

If you’re the one to break his obvious weak point, you get to make a wish.
“The Turkey Club attacks… with a side of cranberry sauce! Concussive damage! You slip and fall!”
#186 – Audio Phile
posted by THE END BOSS on September 17, 2010
Lossless, uncompressed, and insufferable.
“Audio Phile balks at the quality of the battle music! It explains that the quality of the MIDI instruments is poor, and that in this day and age everyone should be using recorded music since the format has improved. Even better than CD quality– hey, are you listening?
You try to escape, but you can’t!”
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