#91 – Palindrone
To bang a salami, I’m a lasagna bot.
Wait, what?
“Palindrone used a cyber cartwheel attack! The entire party takes damage. Palindrone loops back around…”
#91 – Palindrone
posted by THE END BOSS on April 30, 2010
To bang a salami, I’m a lasagna bot. Wait, what? “Palindrone used a cyber cartwheel attack! The entire party takes damage. Palindrone loops back around…” #90 – King Blizard
posted by THE END BOSS on April 29, 2010
No one ever stops to think about how a reptile can survive in sub-zero temperatures, much less derive power from them, and King Blizard is okay with that. “King Blizard blasted icy breath straight into the air! Ambient water vapor freezes instantly! Icy destruction rains from the heavens!” #89 – Pack of Flies
posted by THE END BOSS on April 28, 2010
They don’t sell very well. “The Pack of Flies released a cloud of garbage gas! Your accuracy is lowered… and you feel like gagging.” #88 – Dead Drive
posted by THE END BOSS on April 27, 2010
Next time your hard disk crashes and you consider taking a shotgun to it… maybe go with your impulse. “The Dead Drive bit you on the arm! Your data becomes corrupted…” #87 – Batress
posted by THE END BOSS on April 26, 2010
Ah, the things you see when a very tired, high ranking conjurer has a stuffy nose. “The Batress used a pillowtop blood suck attack! You fall asleep! Your HP is drained!” #86 – Tako Taco
posted by THE END BOSS on April 23, 2010
I wouldn’t eat it. “The Tako Taco threw a pepper bomb! You sustain fire damage! Your eyes are burning!” #85 – Melon Bawler
posted by THE END BOSS on April 22, 2010
He gets this way every spring. “The Melon Bawler unleashed a tidal wave of tears! They’re sweet, actually…” #84 – Helpfail
posted by THE END BOSS on April 21, 2010
Helping hasn’t been going so well lately. “The Helpfail brought you a potion and tried to hand it to you! The party takes damage from glass shrapnel.” #83 – Catter Log
posted by THE END BOSS on April 20, 2010
Yes, more cat puns. “The Catter Log hid in the foliage! You are ambushed by a solid wood tackle attack!” #82 – Eas’tregg Spider
posted by THE END BOSS on April 19, 2010
Eas’tregg Spiders leap from trees and land hard on the ground to crack open. 50% of the time this releases a yolk-like substance that can cure any ailment. The other 50% of the time, a deadly carpet of baby Eas’tregg Spiders is released. Most people don’t like taking a chance on the cure-all. “The East’regg Spider leapt at you! …” |
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