#B8 – Glow Urm

I CAN’T UNDERSTAND A WORD THIS GUY SAYS, GUV. ALWAYS STAMMERIN’ AND STUTTERIN’. I ‘UNNO WOT ‘E’S AFRAID OF… ‘E’S GOT ‘IS OWN NIGHT LIGHT RIGHT THERE!

“The Glow Urm pauses to think for a moment, and its light goes out. You trip over a rock and sustain minor damage!”

#B7 – Hot Stuff

LET ME JUST TELL YA, GUV… THIS GUY CER’AINLY DOES FINK HE’S HOT STUFF, BUT IF YA ASK ME, ‘E’S A BIT TEPID.

“The Hot Stuff gives a bow and douses you with scalding liquid. Is this… cologne?”

#B6 – Parrot Shoot

COR, I ‘AD A ‘OLE PATCH OF THESE SPRING UP OVERNIGHT LIKE IN ME GARDEN… TOOK AGES TO GET RID OF ‘EM AND THE SQUAWKING WAS UNBEARABLE.

“The Parrot Shoot eyes you suspiciously and react the same way it reacts to everything: by emitting a piercing shriek. You are paralyzed.”

#B5 – Plantpain

OH DEAR, I’VE SEEN THIS TYPE ‘O INJURY BEFORE I ‘AVE. BEST FING TO DO IS JUST TO WALK IT OFF… IF YE CAN WALK, THAT IS. HEH HEH.

“The Plantpain attempts to act, but can only curl up into a ball and weep gently.”

#B4 – Bag of Tricks

‘ELLO AGAIN THERE, GUV. THE ‘OL CULLER WHEEL  HERE AGAIN TO DO SOME DOUBLE DUTY THIS BATCH ‘O ‘UNDRED, IT WOULD SEEM. I FINK YOU KNOW THE DRILL BY NOW SO LET’S GET STARTED, EH?

DI’N’T WE SEE A BLOKE LIKE THIS NOT TOO LONG AGO? LAZY, IF YOU ASK ME! BUT THEN, NO ONE’S ASKIN ME, ARE THEY?

“The Bag of Tricks pulls a Game Over out of its pouch!… Just kidding.”

#B3 – Alarmist

GUV, I DON’T WANT TO ALARM YOU, BUT THIS BLOKE IS A BLEEDIN’ IDIOT. DON’T LISTEN TO A WORD ‘E SAYS.

“The Alarmist yelps that you’re on fire! You do not sustain damage. You are not burned.”

#B2 – Floss Viper

THIS GUY, GUV…. I TELL YA, AS IF IT WASN’T ‘ARD ENOUGH TO GET THE LITTLE KIDDIES TO FLOSS AS IT IS.

“The Floss Viper strikes with minty fresh venom! You are poisoned.”

#B1 – Starry Knight

THIS ‘ONORABLE BLOKE IS SURE TO GET YOU OUT OF ANY SCRAP Y’MIGHT BE IN OVER YOUR ‘EAD IN… ONLY TROUBLE IS, GUV, ‘E ONLY COMES OUT AT NIGHT!!

“The Starry Knight is acquiring mass! Black Hole slash in 5 … 4 … 3 …”

#B0 – High Strung

OI, GUV. THIS FELLA IS A PAIN IN THE ERASER, IF Y’KNOW WOT I’M DRIVIN’ AT. ALWAYS WITH THE WORRYIN’, IT’S ‘ORRIBLE!

“The High Strung plays a song of tension, and raises its attacking power! Now it’s building up the nerve to actually attack…”

#AF – Sgt. Pepper

‘ELLO AGAIN, GUV. IT’S JUS’ ME, THE CULLER WHEEL, ‘ERE TO SHOW YOU MORE O’ THEM RECOLORIN’S OF PREVIOUS MONSTERS. A ARR PEE GEE TRADITION, AS OLD AS ‘IT POINTS, IT IS! SO WIVOUT FURTHER ADO, LET’S BEGIN RIGHT-LIKE, EH?

THIS BLOKE IS ALWAYS LOOKIN’ FOR AN AUDIENCE TO ‘EAR ‘IS INSPIRING WAR PLANS, UNFORTUNATELY, GUV, JUS’ BEIN’ AROUND HIM KICKS OFF THE WORST SNEEZES YOU’VE EVER ‘AD!

“Sgt. Pepper readies a sneeze grenade! 3… 2… 1…”