#496 – Tie Die
posted by THE END BOSS on December 27, 2011
He’s trying out a new fashion. Do you like it? It doesn’t really matter, your time is up.
“The Tie Die’s bow tie spins ominously! You feel an impending sense of dread…”
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#472 – Necker Chief
posted by THE END BOSS on November 16, 2011
They don’t actually stretch their necks or anything. They’re just… like this. “The Necker Chief attempts to eye you suspiciously, but he’s not far back enough.” #428 – AmpuTater
posted by THE END BOSS on September 15, 2011
Didn’t think this through. “The AmpuTater trips over its own hands and crashes into the party!” #424 – Kitty Litterer
posted by THE END BOSS on September 9, 2011
He’s okay with Mondays, just not with cleaning up after himself. “The Kitty Litterer changes itself! … … … The Kitty Litterer is refreshed!” #414 – Punt Cake
posted by THE END BOSS on August 26, 2011
HAPPY FRICKIN’ BIRTHDAY. “The Punt Cake kicks package of birthday candles at you. They aren’t lit, but the corner of the box does you in the eye.” #B1 – Starry Knight
posted by THE CULLER WHEEL on August 10, 2011
THIS ‘ONORABLE BLOKE IS SURE TO GET YOU OUT OF ANY SCRAP Y’MIGHT BE IN OVER YOUR ‘EAD IN… ONLY TROUBLE IS, GUV, ‘E ONLY COMES OUT AT NIGHT!! “The Starry Knight is acquiring mass! Black Hole slash in 5 … 4 … 3 …” #403 – Pansy
posted by THE END BOSS on August 4, 2011
Just… just don’t use his name. “The Pansy straight up pummels you until you can’t stand up.” #373 – Stumbull
posted by THE END BOSS on July 1, 2011
C’mon, guy. You’ve gotta steer yourself better. “The Stumbull fell and gored the ground! The earth quakes as he tries to pull himself out.” #366 – IV League
posted by THE END BOSS on June 22, 2011
This gang of hoodlums is out to poke your arm and maybe inject you with some… what is that, fruit juice? “The IV League coordinates a pokey attack! You are badly poisoned.” #366 – Subdude
posted by THE END BOSS on June 16, 2011
He’s so cool, they had to restrain him. Otherwise everyone would just spontaneously pass out from the coolness. “The Subdude asks you if you’ve got a light. You’re too amazed to move. Also, you haven’t got one and don’t know how to tell him.” |
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