The Second Tier, mostly gross, some creepy. Jutting from the top of this mishmash appear to be… two columns? What the

“The Second Tier just gets slime all over you. You are so tired of these Icks.”

#495 – Hamfisted

Really packs a wallop, let me tell you.

“The Hamfisted punches you so hard, it knocks you back to Thanksgiving dinner!”

#494 – Sir Berus

You figure another boss is coming up, and wonder if it is going to be IMPORTANT.

Well, duh.

The leader of all Sirs, Sir Berus’s greatest strength is his ability to reach a compromise between all three heads every time a decision has to be made.

“Sir Berus casts a triple speed spell! Sir Berus casts a triple strength spell! Sir Berus casts a triple defense spell! You sense a pattern.”

#493 – Hoodwink

“Stop looking at me” is not a phrase it recognizes.

“The Hoodwink casts Glare of 1,000 Cockatrices! All stones into your inventory turn into lumps of flesh. You are extremely grossed out.”

#491 – Happy Medium

It sees happiness in its future because it never actually looks into its crystal ball.

“The Happy Medium predicts an attack coming! Predictably, you attack it.”

#488 – Stool Pigeon

He’d fly off of it, but he’s terrified to move due to all the hits put out on him currently.

“The Stool Pigeon wobbles… and offers to tell you the next boss’s weak point… for a price.”

#487 – Anachronist Ick

Back in his day they had four colors per sprite and they liked it!! He sees no reason to change.

“The Anachronist Ick uses its most powerful attack!! Unfortunately, its damage cap is stuck at 255…”

#486 – Sc’owl

Stop making noise! It’s 11:00 AM and nocturnals are trying to sleep!

“The Sc’owl angrily spits pellets at you. You try to ignore what they are made of.”

#485 – Cloud Storage

Moving between climate zones is always such a pain.

“The Cloud Storage drops its box! It contains.. cloud dishes.”

#484 – Beach Bawl

Not pictured: its destroyed sandcastle.

“The Beach Bawl stops crying momentarily… but just starts right back up again.”