#469 – Sir Rated
posted by THE END BOSS on November 11, 2011
He can’t ‘do‘ hugs.
“Sir Rated shows you his edges. You do not enjoy the experience.”
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#444 – Vehicular Man
posted by THE END BOSS on October 7, 2011
Vehicular Man finds it hilarious when you hit someone with your car. If you happen to do that, he’ll probably show up and  have a good chuckle, and you’ll be charged with Vehicular Man’s Laughter. “Vehicular Man expels a cloud of exhaust! You faint.” #434 – Sir Realist
posted by THE END BOSS on September 23, 2011
I’m not even sure if this battle is even HAPPENING or if I just ate some bad food. “Sir Realist melts time! You can’t tell if it’s your turn.” #419 – Sir Ramic
posted by THE END BOSS on September 2, 2011
He’s weak to herbal tea. The problem is managing to pour it directly into his head. “Sir Ramic bows gallantly! You are splashed with incredibly hot coffee.” #412 – SadistIck
posted by THE END BOSS on August 24, 2011
100% Guaranteed horribly infected wounds! “The SadistIck sets your armor on fire… and then forces you to equip it.” #404 – Sir Cle
posted by THE END BOSS on August 5, 2011
Looks more like an egg to me. Or an.. ovoid. I guess that’s the same thing. “Sir Cle wobbles… … … but doesn’t fall down!” #400 – Ghost of Space Scorpion
posted by THE END BOSS on August 1, 2011
How does the robot also have a ghost? “The Ghost of Space Scorpion let out an enraged howl! You are petrified, both figuratively and literally.” #383 – Sir Plus
posted by THE END BOSS on July 15, 2011
This buffing beast will certainly ADD to your trouble! Haw haw. “Sir Plus is concentrating, and added 100! … To all of his stats!” #368 – Franks & Beams
posted by THE END BOSS on June 24, 2011
Hey, it could be worse. They could be the Burgertites from Cholesteron 5, those guys don’t mess around. “The Franks & Beams toss a Ketchup Gas grenade at you! The effects are too horrifying to discuss.” #362 – Sir Raphim
posted by THE END BOSS on June 10, 2011
Permanent Status Effect: High ‘n’ Mighty. “Sir Raphim unleashes a holier-than-thou glow! You get a nice tan.” |
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