#143 – Earthwyrm
posted by THE END BOSS on July 20, 2010
In medieval Europe, rainstorms meant that Earthwyrms would emerge from deep underground and proceed to eat livestock, kidnap princess, and horde treasure. Afterwards, they’d either return to their burrows, or leave icky, water-logged corpses. The ones you see underfoot today are the descendants of those tyrants of the topsoil.
“The Earthwyrm attacks, but misses! You slash at the Earthwyrm, and it’s cut in two! …. Earthwyrm B has joined the battle!”


Hoo Ray For HIIIIIIIIM!