#500e – THE END BOSS – FINAL TIER
posted by THE END BOSS on January 6, 2012
FINALLY. THE END BOSS.
“The End Boss looks up from his drawing. ‘Oh’, he says. ‘Thanks for reading my stupid pixel art blog!’.
You are suddenly reminded of the fact that, as the side blurb indicates, THE END BOSS is neither evil, nor is he an overlord.”
Would you like to Start a New Game?
#500d – THE END BOSS – FOURTH TIER
posted by THE END BOSS on January 5, 2012
The Fourth Tier is not messing around. If you can survive the cannon fire, well, hopefully the sword slashes will miss.
“The Fourth Tier assaults you immediately. You sustain more damage than you ever thought possible.”
#500c – THE END BOSS – THIRD TIER
posted by THE END BOSS on January 4, 2012
On the Third Tier, these aloof characters manage to ignore you while also pummeling you with deadly attacks. Also, those tree leaves appear to, in fact, be another Ick.
“The Third Tier pelts you with cannon fire! As you take damage, all you can think is that if you see one more Ick, you’re going to go crazy.”
#500b – THE END BOSS – SECOND TIER
posted by THE END BOSS on January 3, 2012
The Second Tier, mostly gross, some creepy. Jutting from the top of this mishmash appear to be… two columns? What the
“The Second Tier just gets slime all over you. You are so tired of these Icks.”
#500a – THE END BOSS – FIRST TIER
posted by THE END BOSS on January 2, 2012
Finally, you can confront THE END BOSS! Oh, no, wait. You have to ascend this living tower of wailing, gnashing weirdos that wants to kill you. Part of the job, I guess.
The First Tier is RETURN OF THE GRUDGE, long-defeated foes reassembled to attempt to take revenge. A pair of Aggressive Space Eyes leers at you from within the chaos. You don’t really recognize them, though.
“The First Tier assaults you with everything it has. You die a lot, and have to start over way more often than you expected to need to.”