#489 – Sir Endipidy

Do you even know how many pennies this guy finds on the ground each day? Let’s just say that his mansion didn’t pay for itself.

“Ser Endipidy lands a critical hit!… and another!… and another!… and another!”

#488 – Stool Pigeon

He’d fly off of it, but he’s terrified to move due to all the hits put out on him currently.

“The Stool Pigeon wobbles… and offers to tell you the next boss’s weak point… for a price.”

#487 – Anachronist Ick

Back in his day they had four colors per sprite and they liked it!! He sees no reason to change.

“The Anachronist Ick uses its most powerful attack!! Unfortunately, its damage cap is stuck at 255…”

#486 – Sc’owl

Stop making noise! It’s 11:00 AM and nocturnals are trying to sleep!

“The Sc’owl angrily spits pellets at you. You try to ignore what they are made of.”

#485 – Cloud Storage

Moving between climate zones is always such a pain.

“The Cloud Storage drops its box! It contains.. cloud dishes.”

#484 – Beach Bawl

Not pictured: its destroyed sandcastle.

“The Beach Bawl stops crying momentarily… but just starts right back up again.”

#483 – Memory Leek

Not named for its best attribute.

“The Memory Leek.. can’t remember why it’s here. The Memory Leek left the battle.”

#482 – Nomad Ick

He changes locations every night. Each morning he’s moved about 2 inches.

“The Nomad Ick loses control of its cart, and it rolls over the party! You sustain crushing damage.”

#481 – Roamin’ Candle

Staying in one candelabra just isn’t for him.

“The Roamin’ Candle brushes past you and ignites your wallet! You lose money at a distressing rate.”

#480 – Imprison

We’re coming up to a full year of time out for being a pest.

“The Imprison rattles a mug against the bars of its cell! You are too aggravated to focus! Your accuracy drops.”