#141 – Photoslop

Collects light for energy. Otherwise, it sits around looking like a cool dude.

“The Photoslop angles its solar panel at you! Now you can’t see anything but those annoying green and purple blob shapes!”

#140 – Downity

WHAT A TERRIBLE DAY, I THINK I’LL LOWER YOUR DEFENSES.

“The Downity casts a Debilitating De-Defensive Spell! All of a sudden, the enemy party is looking even more menacing…”

#139 – Uppity

IT’S A GREAT DAY TO BOOST MY ALLIES’ ATTACK POWER!!

“The Uppity cast a Super Buff spell! All of a sudden, the enemy party is looking pretty menacing.”

#138 – Solar Parry

No amount of sunblock will save you from the Solar Parry. Wait, what?

“The Solar Parry absorbs your hit, and converts it into energy! Its core got a little bit denser! 3 turns till Supernova Strike…”

#137 – Catter Axe

Provoked Catter Axes were actually initially responsible for the disappearing rainforests.

“The Catter Axe rubs up against you affectionately! You sustain heavy laceration damage!”

#136 – Beef Pudding

Ugh. I’ll trade you for your Lunchables.

“The Beef Pudding starts chewing some cud! … Honestly, nothing  much seems to be happening.”

#135 – Snake Tartar

See, this is why you floss.

“Snake Tartar is gnawing on some enamel! You sympathetically feel an intense pain in the side of your mouth.”

#134 – Labranoodle

Hybrid vigor and carbohydrates.

“The Labranoodle fires a volley of exploding tennis balls! You don’t want to think about how it managed to do this.”

#133 – Sea Slurpent

He just had dental work done, you see.

“The Sea Slurpent tries to breathe fire on you, but the drool interferes with the process! The searing hot steam is still pretty bad, though.”

#132 – Missed Date

It was a holiday, OKAY?!

“The Missed Date throws his bouquet at you! The thorns poison you, almost as much as your callousness has poisoned his heart.”