#A0 – Acid Redux
posted by LE PALLETTE SWAPPE on May 31, 2010
ZUT ALORS! Eet eez I… LE PALLETTE SWAPPE! You do remember me, non? I am one of zee original bosses! If you do not remember, you should feel ze SHAME! … But, I am a juste monster. I will give you ze link to my original posteeng. You are remembering me now, oui?
Ze End Boss is taking un petit… how you say, vacation for zis week! So I will be doing ze filling in while he is gone! Zees week you will see the magnifique RPG tradition of… RECOLORS! Without furzer ado, let us begin!
Zis fearsome solvant eez a cousin to its angry counterpart. But! Do not let ze face of zis chemical fool you; it is actually making ze scowl due to ze glass being… melted!
“The Acid Redux splashed you with an extra potent skin irritant! You start taking damage as your skin beats you up.”
#111 – Bullion
posted by THE END BOSS on May 28, 2010
Territorial and not fond of being a prelude to a “real” entree.
“The Bullion charged … and missed! But, you’ve been splashed with scalding broth.”
#110 – Slog
posted by THE END BOSS on May 27, 2010
Slogs congregate at College Graduation Cermonies and attach themselves to the heads of diploma recipients.
“The Slog offered you some paperwork! You accidentally catch a glimpse of a bit of it and become poisoned.”
#109 – Giblet
posted by THE END BOSS on May 26, 2010
Commonly found behind fast food joints.
“The Giblet wobbled indecisively! Somehow, this was enough to make you nauseous.”
108 – Smig
posted by THE END BOSS on May 25, 2010
You know what I think about the Smig? I think, “what the hell is a Smig?”
“You cannot grasp the true form of the Smig’s attack! … but it was gross!”
#107 – Smelt
posted by THE END BOSS on May 24, 2010
The elusive Fire/Water/Fishy Smell elemental.
“The Smelt shot foul smelling steam at you! You’re burned, but saturated with beneficial Omega 3′s!”
#106 – Blue-Footed Booby Trap
posted by THE END BOSS on May 21, 2010
Be careful not to step on one. It’s not that they’re endagered or anything; it’s that your ankle is.
“The Blue-Footed Booby Trap clamped down on your toe! Thankfully, you’re not contemplating gnawing any body parts off for now.”
#105 – Dis Gust
posted by THE END BOSS on May 20, 2010
Ey, what’s dis gusts deal?
“Dis Gust is gettin’ ready to blow you over!”
#104 – Horn It
posted by THE END BOSS on May 19, 2010
You know they’re around when you see the nest under the eve of your house that sounds like a high school orchestra that’s tuning.
“The Horn It made a loud, stinging sound! You break out in hives, somehow.”
#103 – Tangledemon
posted by THE END BOSS on May 18, 2010
Anywhere you’ve got cords, Tangledemon will be there, and he will act while you’re not looking. Weak to velcro and zip-ties.
“Tangeldemon threw a strangling mass of phone cable at you! Thankfully, it snagged and fell short.”