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		<title>#176 &#8211; Carrion Luggage</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Makes for an unpleasant flight if you happen to be sitting under its overhead bin. &#8220;The Carrion Luggage sat and festered! You feel barfy&#8230;&#8221;]]></description>
		<link>http://www.youencounteramonster.com/?p=527</link>
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		<title>#175 &#8211; Armamint</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Terrible advice; mints would kill you in a second if they could. &#8220;The Armamint fires wildly! Luckily, none of the bullets pierce its wrapper.&#8221;]]></description>
		<link>http://www.youencounteramonster.com/?p=524</link>
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		<title>#174 &#8211; Infectant Wipes</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Reccomended by 0 out of All doctors! &#8220;The Infectant Wipes swept across every surface! You hold your breath for 5 turns! On turn 6, you have to breathe, and become poisoned.&#8221;]]></description>
		<link>http://www.youencounteramonster.com/?p=521</link>
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		<title>#173 &#8211; Lunatic</title>
		<description><![CDATA[You&#8217;d probably be a little loopy too if it seemed like the entirety of Earth&#8217;s oceans was trying to follow you around. &#8220;The Lunatic releases a cloud of crazy dust! &#8230;. &#8230;. Well, it turns out to just be regular dust, but now you&#8217;re coughing and incapacitated!&#8221;]]></description>
		<link>http://www.youencounteramonster.com/?p=519</link>
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		<title>#172 &#8211; Lip Bomb</title>
		<description><![CDATA[When it goes off, your lips will be soft and supple and also exploded. &#8220;The Lip Bomb is counting down! 5 .. 4 &#8230; the Lip Bomb slips on some petroleum jelly and loses count! &#8230;. 1&#8230;&#8221;]]></description>
		<link>http://www.youencounteramonster.com/?p=517</link>
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		<title>#171 &#8211; Terminal</title>
		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s going to go down at any minute. There is no disaster recovery plan. &#8220;The Terminal exploded! You suffer massive damage! The Terminal&#8217;s backup exploded, too! Now you&#8217;re extra dead.&#8221;]]></description>
		<link>http://www.youencounteramonster.com/?p=515</link>
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		<title>170 &#8211; Old School Beet Em Up</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Produce that fights by old codes established in the mid 1980s, when men were men and statistics were unintelligible. &#8220;You strike the final blow! BARF! The Old School Beet Em Up explodes into a pile of coins!&#8221;]]></description>
		<link>http://www.youencounteramonster.com/?p=512</link>
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		<title>#169 &#8211; Dorca</title>
		<description><![CDATA[One day, he and his pal Opensource are gonna talk to a girl. &#8220;Dorca tripped and knocked an iceberg at the party! You sustain concussive ice damage!&#8221;]]></description>
		<link>http://www.youencounteramonster.com/?p=509</link>
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		<title>#168 &#8211; Assault Shaker</title>
		<description><![CDATA[THE ONLY THING HE THROWS OVER HIS SHOULDER IS SPENT AMMO CASES &#8230; SIR! &#8220;Assault Shaker fires a volley! Ouch! You take immense damage. Assault Shaker took a few bows! YEOWCH! The wounds are WAY worse now!&#8221;]]></description>
		<link>http://www.youencounteramonster.com/?p=507</link>
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		<title>#167 &#8211; iSlug</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Slow to realize that maybe now&#8217;s not the time to be poking around on that. &#8220;iSlug pulled out its phone during dinner! Each party member reacts differently&#8230;&#8221;]]></description>
		<link>http://www.youencounteramonster.com/?p=504</link>
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