#AE – Defensive Block

I AIN’T ‘APPY TO SEE ONE O’ THESE BLOKES WHEN I’M TRYIN’ TO DO A BIT O’ THE CULLIN’. THEY MAKE IT DIFFICULT TO FINISH THE JOB, GUV. JUST TAKES HOURS WIV THEM DEFENDIN’ SUCH AS THEY DO.
“The Defensive Block stands in the way of your attack, and takes only 1 damage!”

#AD – Waffle Iron

A BREAKFAST AFTER ME OWN ‘EART, THIS IS! NUFFIN QUITE LIKE ‘AVIN TO CHASE DOWN AND SUBDUE YER OWN FOODS.
“The Waffle Iron goes for your shins! You dodge deftly, but then he catches you on the back of the head.”

#AC – RGBoar

ME MUM ‘AD A FARM O’ THESE LITTLE FELLAS WHEN I WAS GROWIN’ UP. IT MAY SOUND GRUESOME TO YOU, GUV, BUT I ‘AD T’LEARN CULLER THEORY BY PREPARIN’ ‘EM TO BE TURNED INTO PIXELS.
“The RGBoar-R used Cathode Heat Ray! You are burned. The RGBoar-B used Cathode Soak Ray! You feel better! The RGBoar-G used Cathode Bio Ray! You are poisoned.”

#AB – Knockout Gas

THIS THING… OI, YOUR GUESS IS AS GOOD AS MINE, GUV. DOES IT GIVE THE K.O. TO OTHERS, OR JUST ISSELF? CERTAINLY A BIT O’ A QUANDRY, IF YOU’D BE ASKIN’ ME.
“The KnockOut Gas releases fumes of fatigue. You feel a little sleepy, but the KnockOut Gas is… knocked out.”

#AA – Nnoying

’ELLO, I’M THE OL’ CULLER WHEEL. WOT? DON’T REMEMBER ME, YOU SAY? THAT’S COLD, GUV. WE WAS INTRODUCED PROPER-LIKE JUS’ LAST WEEK.
THIS WEEK THE EN’ BOSS IS HAVIN’ A BIT OF A BREAK, SEE. NORMALLY THAT FRENCH FELLA WOULD BE ‘AVIN A TIME, SHOWIN’ YOU THE RECOLORS, BUT HE ‘AD… LET’S JUST SAY, A BIT OF AN ACCIDENT, SHALL WE? HEH HEH.

A DEAR FRIEND O’ MINE HAD ONE O’ THESE BLOODY FINGS, DROVE HIM RIGHT MAD, IT DID. PERSONALLY I’D BE IN FAVOR OF A BIT O’ THE CULLIN’… BUT THEM ANIMAL RIGHTS PEOPLE, THEY ‘AVE A DIF’RENT OPINION.
“The Nnoying is making a racket! It uses the newly completed racket to bang on some pots and pans.”

#A9 – Leftovers Brigade

In preparation for ze upcoming ‘oliday, I think you should throw these away.

“The Leftovers Brigade is ready to fight! A paralyzing stench envelops the battlefield.”

#A8 – Countdown

Like you would expect, ‘e makes nothing but ze time related puns.

“Countdown wants you to know… that your days are numbered! You feel nauseous.”

#A7 – Beef Broth

Where do you find ze Beef Broth? In Vietnamese zoups, of course.

“The Beef Broth charges, but trips on some noodles! It misses!”

#A6 – SchmOoze

Ze last time I let a SchmOoze eento my ‘ouse, ‘e drank all my cognac and ‘eet on my wife! Zee next day, all my wine was misseeng.

“The SchmOoze starts telling you a story, but forgets what it was talking about! For some reason, YOU lose MP.”

#A5 – Gamma Pigment

‘ALLO, EET EEZ I, LE PALETTE SWAPPE!

I am ‘ere zees week because L’END BOSS is, how you say… lazy. ‘Zis, I am required to say, is my opinion. ‘Owever, I think you will find zat I am often accurate in zeez matters.

‘Zis is ze alternative form of le Pigment, which you have already seen. Of course, you have already seen ze bases of all of zeez! Such is the brilliance of my work, non? Anyway… what vas I talkeeng about?

“The Gamma Pigment is adjusting its hue and luminosity! Suddenly, it uses a Cathode Ray attack!”