#153 – Shrimp Chips

I’ll tell you right now, he’s not sharing any.

“Shrimp Chips attacked with a salty, greasy claw! It hurts! You take  damage! The salt hurts more! You take more damage!”

#152 – Crown Box

The Waxline has been kept pure for generations, and he’s going to see to it that no one lets one of those Rosearts marry into the family.

“The Crown Box unleashes a tidal wave of molten cerulean! You sustain burning damage and begin to find moving difficult…”

#142 – Meatball Sub

Prone to misdirection. His elemental weakness is paper airplanes to the back of the head.

“Meatball Sub uses a Doom technique on his attendance list! Thankfully, he can’t pronounce anyone’s name correctly and misses the entire party.”

#135 – Snake Tartar

See, this is why you floss.

“Snake Tartar is gnawing on some enamel! You sympathetically feel an intense pain in the side of your mouth.”

#127 – Fumigator

Greenpeace is a little conflicted about this one.

“The Fumigator splashes you with some of the water it’s been lounging in! Surprise; it’s carbonic acid!”

#120 – Fowl Mouth

Known to singlehandedly offend entire municipalities in rural Minnesota on sunny mornings.

“The Fowl Mouth laid a profane egg! The stench is unbearable, but the hatchling with the baseball bat is probably going to be worse…”

#A1 – Yellin’ Yabbie

‘Allo, Le Pallette Swappe, ‘ere again to give you ze second day of recolors while Ze End Boss takes ze break.

Zees fearsome creature of the sea ‘as a nasty temper, but brings an unexpected surprise! Unlike ‘ees cousin, le Blind Fury Lobster, who, as you know, eez weak to electricity, ze Yellin’ Yabbie actually eez… HEALED by eet! Eet certainly makes a farce out of your expectations, non?

“The Yellin’ Yabbie is getting fired up! You probably shouldn’t have said that thing about his mother.”

#102 – Proverheat

Here’s a tip: Proverheat doesn’t care how much work you have to get done.

“Proverheat released all of its heat at once! You suffer severe burns! Your files are gone!”

#97 – Thanatoast

Purveyer of the eternal brunch.

“Thanatoast shorted out! Sparks shot everywhere. You take moderate damage.”

#94 – Granbaloon

A granbaloon feels like it has a common feature or interest that binds it together that is in reality largely insignificant. For example, this Granbaloon’s members are all from Indiana.

“The Granbaloon rubbed together! The horrible sound lowers your defense!”