#483 – Memory Leek

Not named for its best attribute.

“The Memory Leek.. can’t remember why it’s here. The Memory Leek left the battle.”

#482 – Nomad Ick

He changes locations every night. Each morning he’s moved about 2 inches.

“The Nomad Ick loses control of its cart, and it rolls over the party! You sustain crushing damage.”

#481 – Roamin’ Candle

Staying in one candelabra just isn’t for him.

“The Roamin’ Candle brushes past you and ignites your wallet! You lose money at a distressing rate.”

#480 – Imprison

We’re coming up to a full year of time out for being a pest.

“The Imprison rattles a mug against the bars of its cell! You are too aggravated to focus! Your accuracy drops.”

#B8 – Glow Urm

I CAN’T UNDERSTAND A WORD THIS GUY SAYS, GUV. ALWAYS STAMMERIN’ AND STUTTERIN’. I ‘UNNO WOT ‘E’S AFRAID OF… ‘E’S GOT ‘IS OWN NIGHT LIGHT RIGHT THERE!

“The Glow Urm pauses to think for a moment, and its light goes out. You trip over a rock and sustain minor damage!”

#B7 – Hot Stuff

LET ME JUST TELL YA, GUV… THIS GUY CER’AINLY DOES FINK HE’S HOT STUFF, BUT IF YA ASK ME, ‘E’S A BIT TEPID.

“The Hot Stuff gives a bow and douses you with scalding liquid. Is this… cologne?”

#B6 – Parrot Shoot

COR, I ‘AD A ‘OLE PATCH OF THESE SPRING UP OVERNIGHT LIKE IN ME GARDEN… TOOK AGES TO GET RID OF ‘EM AND THE SQUAWKING WAS UNBEARABLE.

“The Parrot Shoot eyes you suspiciously and react the same way it reacts to everything: by emitting a piercing shriek. You are paralyzed.”

#B5 – Plantpain

OH DEAR, I’VE SEEN THIS TYPE ‘O INJURY BEFORE I ‘AVE. BEST FING TO DO IS JUST TO WALK IT OFF… IF YE CAN WALK, THAT IS. HEH HEH.

“The Plantpain attempts to act, but can only curl up into a ball and weep gently.”

#B4 – Bag of Tricks

‘ELLO AGAIN THERE, GUV. THE ‘OL CULLER WHEEL  HERE AGAIN TO DO SOME DOUBLE DUTY THIS BATCH ‘O ‘UNDRED, IT WOULD SEEM. I FINK YOU KNOW THE DRILL BY NOW SO LET’S GET STARTED, EH?

DI’N'T WE SEE A BLOKE LIKE THIS NOT TOO LONG AGO? LAZY, IF YOU ASK ME! BUT THEN, NO ONE’S ASKIN ME, ARE THEY?

“The Bag of Tricks pulls a Game Over out of its pouch!… Just kidding.”

#479 – Rowbot

Turns out a boat with AI but no systems isn’t a great idea.

“The Rowbot calls for the Oarbots! …. but they don’t show up.”